People asking why you do it. “Like life’s too short to spend so much time exercising, i’d much rather sit on the sofa eating pizza. I mean how can you be bothered?’
Because I’m a better than you.
I don’t own enough t-shirts to sustain this lifestyle.
Horses are the worst offenders, I mean I thought dinosaurs were extinct…
Then getting sick of it because you’re too lazy to update it.
The red light dilemma. Do you jog on the spot or stand still.
It’s a choice between looking weird or having your heart rate drop a few precious beats.
Trying to rationalise going for a run in severe weather conditions.
It's probably just a passing shower...
The pain of foam rolling.
Agonising but worth it for the use of your legs the next day.
Serious self control is required to stop yourself consuming the entire contents of your fridge.
Structuring your social life around your running.
I SAID I WOULD BE HERE AFTER I’D BEEN FOR A RUN.
The restlessness and agitation experienced when injured. 'I think it’s healed, yes maybe i’ll just go out for a light run'.
Nope you've made it worse.
Trying not to tell everyone about your running problems.
‘Oh yeh that’s just like when I went for a run and...’ ‘nobody cares Susan’.